Mini-Bottle Laws of The Sky

I did not get a chance to drink in Charleston South Carolina prior to the repeal of the Mini-Bottle Law. This old segment from the Daily Show with Jon Stuart shows how bar service was done between 1973 to 2005 in Charleston. However with the end of gift card reimbursements we bring ourselves into a world of acquiring up to $200 worth of mini bottles of liquor per AmEx Platnum Card each year. That is about 28 bottles a card, spread out over several flights as they only serve 2 bottles per service for most airlines. This is for good reason as two bottles is actually almost as much as three shots!

As it turns out, the mini-bottle is not so small. A mini-bottle holds 1.7 ounces of liquor, and bartenders must pour all 1.7 ounces–no more, no less. It may not look like much, but compared with the average drink size around the country–1 to 1.25 ounces of liquor — it packs a wallop

March 23, 2004, Chicago Tribune

In anticipation to this grim reality, I have consolidated the inflight spirit menus of all the possible AmEx Plat reimbursable airlines for 50ml liquor bottles (note Southwest pours from a big bottle, therefore excluded from list):

Delta $9 a bottle:

  • Bacardí® Superior
  • Baileys ® Original Irish Cream
  • Bombay Sapphire ®
  • Canadian Club ® Reserve
  • Dewar’s ® White Label ®
  • Finlandia ® Classic Vodka
  • Jack Daniel’s ® Old No. 7
  • Jack Daniel’s ® Tennessee Honey™
  • Tequila Cazadores ® Blanco
  • Woodford Reserve ®

jetBlue $7 a bottle:

  • Bacardi® Rum
  • Bombay Sapphire® Gin
  • Dewar’s® White Label® Scotch Whisky
  • Jack Daniel’s® Whiskey
  • Tito’s® Handmade Vodka

Frontier $7 a bottle:

  • Breckenridge Vodka
  • Breckenridge Bourbon
  • Breckenridge Gin
  • Jack Daniel’s Whiskey
  • Bacardi Rum
  • Baileys Irish Cream.

Alaska Airlines $7.50 a bottle:

  • Tito’s®Handmade Vodka
  • Tanqueray London Dry Gin
  • Cruzan® Aged Rum
  • Crater Lake hazelnut espresso vodka
  • Woodford Reserve bourbon
  • Sauza tequila
  • Dewar’s White Label scotch
  • Jack Daniel’s Black Label
  • Seagram’s Crown Royal
  • Bailey’s Irish Cream

Sprit Air $7 a bottle:

  • Bacardi® White Rum
  • Crown Royal® Canadian Whisky
  • Fireball® Cinnamon Whisky
  • Jack Daniel’s®
  • Platinum 7X® Vodka
  • Tanqueray® Gin

Hawaiian $6 a bottle:

  • Ocean Vodka
  • Tanqueray Gin
  • Koloa Kaua‘i White Hawaiian Rum
  • Johnnie Walker Red Label
  • Jack Daniels
  • Crown Royal
  • Amaretto Disaronno
  • Grand Marnier
  • Courvoisier Cognac
  • Bailey’s Irish Cream

United $7.99 and $8.99 a bottle

  • $7.99
    • Wheatley Craft Distilled Vodka
    • Bacardi® Superior Rum
    • Dewar’s® “White Label®” Blended Scotch Whisky
    • Jack Daniel’s® Tennessee Whiskey
  • $8.99
    • Baileys® Irish Cream
    • Bombay Sapphire® Dry Gin
    • Buffalo Trace® Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
    • Glenfarclas Single Malt Scotch Whisky
    • DISARONNO® Amaretto

American Airlines $8 a bottle

  • BACARDI Rum
  • Baileys Irish Cream
  • Bombay Sapphire® Gin
  • Canadian Club® White Label®
  • Dewar’s® White Label®
  • Disaronno Amaretto
  • Jack Daniel’s® Tennessee Whiskey
  • Tito’s® Handmade Vodka
I was able to get two double drinks on United

Besides re-creating a minibar in my house, I am not sure what to do with these credits in a post gift card reimbursement world. We get all of our luggage waived for military, and I am able to get premium seats with my status. Thoughts on anything at all?

-Derp

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