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If you haven’t a clue of what any of the words in the tile means then stop reading right now. You probably don’t know since you’re not part of the generation that does. This post is for the generation that is about to overtake you, your economy, and will become the dominate workforce in 10 years. Most likely you won’t care that there is some asshole with $50,000 on twitch that is live streaming his or her’s r/wallstreet bet moves on robinhood like it’s some videogame. There is a chatroom full of lulz and great hot stock tips! Make sure you totally make a move on a stock tips that some dumbass kid heard on Facebook. I guess they have to make a trade every 5 mins and you can vote on what move they will make. What a social experiment in dumb millennial money! Anyways if you want to play along buy these funds to essentially own every possible stock that will be suggested in this little experiment:

Name Ticker Expense ratio
Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF VTI 0.04
iShares Russell 3000 IWV 0.2
SPDR® Russell 3000 ETF THRK 0.1
Vanguard Russell 3000 ETF VTHR 0.15
Schwab U.S. Broad Market ETF SCHB 0.03
iShares Core S&P Total U.S. Stock Market ETF ITOT 0.03
Vanguard Extended Market Index ETF VXF 0.09

Note that you have to own both SPY (or the equivalent IVV) and VXF to capture all of the Large, Mid, Small, Micro and Nano caps. The combination of SPY and VXF accounts for 3,675 different companies, check out this file: Every Stock in SPY and VXF or IVV and VXF for a list of every possible Tradable American Company (not in pink sheets or OTC)!

Good Luck!

-Derp

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